• Me: oh thats cute
  • *checks price tag*
  • Me: no its not
  • discovering what turns someone on gives you so much power over them


    perks of having a boyfriend

    • u can steal their clothes
    • they have 2 give u their fries
    • they look cute when they sleep
    • if ur sick they still have 2 kiss u and then u can get them sick hell yeah
    • free food
    • hand on my butt

    have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane


    haha, ok, i imagined some dragons, now what